10 Most stupid Questions people ask!!!

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
(Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..)

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes
steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
(No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.)

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
(Why? Would it rather have been you?)

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
(No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.)

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
(Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.)

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
(No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.)

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
(No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.)

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
(No, its autumn and I'm shedding......)

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
(No it wont. It will just bleed.)

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
(Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!)