Questions

What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Ans.:Teapot

A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains.
Ans.:Dozens

Tom's mom had four kids: Nickel, Dime, Quarter and what is the fourth?
Ans.:Tom

What is a five letter word which becomes shorter with two letters added onto it?
Ans.:Short

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Ans.:Time

What English word starting with 'B' has three consecutive double letters?
Ans.:Bookkeeping

What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
Ans.:Keyboard

There is a plane traveling from New Delhi to Pakistan at 800 KMPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between India and Pakistan, it crashes. Where do they bury the survivors, in India, or in Pakistan?
Ans.:survivors don't get buried, dead people do!!

Standing in an open pasture are a Papa bull and a Baby bull, which member of the family is missing?
Ans.:The correct answer is the cow, there is no such animal as a Mama bull, it's called a cow.


Which is correct: Five and four are eight, or five and four is eight?
Ans.: Five and four equals nine, not eight

How many members of each type of animal did Moses take on the ark?
Ans.:Moses didn't bring any animals onto the ark, it was Noah.

10 Most stupid Questions people ask!!!

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
(Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..)

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes
steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
(No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.)

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
(Why? Would it rather have been you?)

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
(No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.)

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
(Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.)

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
(No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.)

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
(No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa
marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.)

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
(No, its autumn and I'm shedding......)

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
(No it wont. It will just bleed.)

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
(Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!)