Sunday, January 02, 2005

Conductor(A good Joke??)

Plz read this very carefully & answer the question.



Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus,

but he didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the

spot.

Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took

him to the court.



The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital

punishment.He was taken to the electrocution

chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single

banana peel at one corner of the room.



The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given

to him.

But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free,

and he returned to his profession.



After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to

board the bus but the conductor didn't

stop the bus.



Unfortunately, this time also,the good looking middle aged woman came under

the bus and died on the spot.



Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him

to the court. The judge took one

look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there

was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one

corner of the room.

He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to

set him free, and he returned to his profession.





A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This

time the Bus conductor, remembering

his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly

gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The

conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same

judge.

Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the

judge decided to set an example and gave him

capital punishment.







The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where

there was a single chair in the

center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.

He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.



This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!







The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died

instantly the third time??



Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is

perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again. Still if you

can't, then look below.........









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Answer:









During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore

electricity didn't pass through him.

But during the third time, he was a good conductor, electricity passed

through him freely and he



died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!!





Obviously you have to revise your science chapter on Electricity???

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