Murphy's Love Laws !!!

• All the good ones are taken.


• If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)


• The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.


• Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.


• The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.


• Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.


• The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.


• Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.


• Nice guys(girls) finish last.


• If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.


• Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.