The Past

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "I know you've been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?"The husband replied, "Look, I don't want to upset you, there were many. Let's just leave it aloneThe wife continued to beg and plead and promised she wouldn't get angry.Finally, the husband gave in.

"Okay," he said, "Let's see, there was one, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you -- nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen....."