Unfaithful

Never before had Sue looked in the box that her husband Fred kept under
their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 years of their
marriage but she had never invaded his privacy. One day, while cleaning,
she decided to take a look in the box. She didn't figure it was anything
he was hiding since she could have looked at it any other time but hadn't.

In the box she found 3 eggs and 10 thousand dollars. This seemed very
strange so she went to Fred and asked, 'Why are there 3 eggs in a box
under our bed?'

He replied, 'Well, every time I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in
the box.'

Sue was surprised and hurt that he had been unfaithful but she consoled

herself with the fact that they had been married for over 20 years and
he had only been unfaithful 3 times. 'But where did the 10 thousand
dollars come from?' she asked. 'Every time I got a dozen, I sold it.